My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.
NEW FAVOURITE (definitely cumberbatched to the brim) INTERVIEWER! Thank you for letting him speak about Hawking and van Gogh!
I once retold that joke: “On a scale of Jack Harkness to John Watson, how out of the closet are you?” while visiting my family.
My brother didn’t even glance up from what he was doing, and answered with “Arthur Pendragon.”
Interviewer: Tom, what do you like with your tequila shots? Say it really sexy ‘cause there are tons of fangirls watching.
Jimmy Kimmel: “It must be great to be Scotty, a character we’ve known all our lives.”
Simon Pegg: “I like it, yeah.” (x)
mentioned the fez to Piers [Wenger] and I before he even wrote it. He said, “I’m thinking of putting Matt in a fez in episode 13.” And of course both Piers’ and my jaws hit the floor and went “A fez? You’re kidding me, you’re going to put Matt in a fez? If we put Matt in a fez, Matt will never take the fez off. He will want to wear the fez for the whole of the next series. It will be glued to his head. He’ll be wearing it, you know, with his own clothes. It will be a nightmare.” And he said, “No no, I’ve got a cunning plan; as soon as he’s got the fez I’m going to kill the fez.”
— Beth Willis, Doctor Who producer
As soon as he’s got the fez I’m going to kill the fez.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is Steven Moffat in a sentence
best summary of anything I’ve ever seen.
Girl walks into a bar.
Every head turns to her.
She does indeed look good.
She approaches the bar.
The barman says: “sorry, but we’re closing.”
Girl walks out of bar.
That girl was me…
Seriously though, what bar closes at 10pm?!?!?!