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My mother told me one of her friends who is very religious went to church and won £100 on a raffle game.

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Sad thing is i had to explain this to the silly ignorant fool. She still doesn’t believe me. I’m not even religious and i know she has sinned. It’s a VERY religious person in a VERY religious institute on a VERY religious holiday, gambling.image

Officially going here for the next ten days from today

I’m so happy :D

So i’ minding my own business.

I’m being really good. I’m goin on holiday soon and i’m working on toning, so i’ve scrapped the bad foods and i’m sticking to healthy things like Shredded wheat, soup and oat meal (etc etc).

Went swimming yesterday and decided to take today off from the usual exercise routine. Obviously i felt i had to make up for the lack of exercise by eating a little less.

So, once more, there i was. Minding my own business, painting my nails.

Suddenly i hear my brother cross the threshold of my bedroom doorway. I hear him coming up behind me and there’s a scuffling sound.

He is holding a Belgian white chocolate and raspberry cookie out to me. The last one from a packet he must have bought the day before.

I gulp, looking at it. My fave. Then i turn away and continue finishing my nails.

He remains there, staring at me until i’ve finished. I look back at him scornfully.

He shakes the cookie at me, as if to say, “Take it.”

I did.

YOU BASTARD!

Forever dislike him now. Granted its the nicest thing he’s done all month since he’s been so pms-y, but still! I was doing so well!!! DX

Betrayed by my own brother! *cries, craving more sugar*

The way our holiday planning arguments go
  • Mum: I love you.
  • Me: ...
  • Mum: ... :) ...
  • Me: ...Are we going to Tenerife?
  • Mum: Haha XD Bitch!
  • ...
  • Later:
  • ...
  • Mum: We're going to Majorca unless we can't get that specific hotel. If we can't, then we'll go to sodding Tenerife.
  • Me: *fist pump* Tenerife! :D
  • Mum: Haha - Majorca! :)
  • Me: Tenerife! :D
  • Mum: Majorca! :D
  • Me: Tenerife! >:D
  • Mum: We shall see!!! ;)
No mum i don’t want to look at holidays. I’m trying to watch a film. A very important film. It’s Shakespeare… and Tom Hiddleston.

Can you blame me? 

Really?

Besides, i’ve already decided. We’re going to Tenerife or Majorca. No i will not compromise :P

How do you like them apples? :D


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daggerlambGeneral info:
Name: Tiff.
Age: 21.
England (and English lol).
Uni student.
Vegetarian.

I like to draw/paint, go gym, walk, read/write. I love to bake - scones and lemon cakes are my fave to make :D

I can fall in love with any music except screamo.
Some Fave Movies: Lord of the Rings. Finding Neverland. Thumbelina. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Some Fave TV Shows: The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff. Sherlock BBC. Supernatural. The Tudors.

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